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When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog


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Nighttime Landscapes, 2014 | by Jonathan Moyal
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…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

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I don’t care, you fool. Get out of my way. I’ll break it down myself.

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ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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anyone else on here have a tumblr btw?


Happy First Day of Fall!

Mommy and I completely missed the boat on taking photos to celebrate, so instead, here are a few photos that Mommy took of me in early February with the last of last year’s candy corn. I couldn’t decide whether to nom the candy corn—it came in pretty colors, but it smelled kind of funny. I settled for bopping every piece with my nose instead.

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I ask not for a light burden, but for broader shoulders.

I ask not for an easier path, but for stronger feet.

I ask not for weaker enemies, but stronger self.


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